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Baned

During the sex act with your partner you insert the empty can of Pringles, with the bottom first, inside the anus of your partner. Now start talking into the can of Pringles with the voice of Bane from the Dark Night Rises.
Yesterday I baned my girlfriend.
by SirLunchAlot August 24, 2017
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Not referring to the bean man meme, but a odd joke to mispelling the word "Banned", Beaned is also a word used on discord Rarely to joke that someone is getting banned,
Mod: Dont Break the Rules
User 1: Haha Frick
User 2: Someone is gettin Beaned hah
by Pipimi March 2, 2018
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To Jizz make some cream cheese all over your friends mom.
"I just beaned in your mom expect a sibling in 9 months"
by Beaned in your mom August 1, 2018
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BraneDead

I am BraneDead
by IamAMAster May 29, 2018
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When you or an ally gets their cheeks clapped during a competitive game.
"damm you got Beaned"
by the_lord_of_knowledge March 24, 2019
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To be beaned is to be playing a spy/stealth game, attempt to kill your target, and have them kill you first out of your lack of skill.
Jim totally beaned me when he found out he was my target.
by The Bean Men May 19, 2019
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When your crush or the person you've just asked out says that she has a boyfriend but I dont want to date him anymore.
"Yeah I got a boyfriend but ion wanna date him anymore, Damn dude you got beaned!!"
by Eatdatp445 September 25, 2019
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