bluederry

Bluederry is like Blue Balls... only smaller

I haven't been laid in 3 months! I a delicious bluederry between my legs. Wanna taste?

by Bluederry man January 5, 2018

blued out

Getting screwed over at the last second. Typically with a bet.

Yo Al I had Barcelona ML for the last leg of my parlay and they were winning all game and then in the 90th I got blued out. Madrid tied it.

by blaZerwilkinson June 27, 2020

blordish

The state of feeling some indescribable, yet distinctly unpleasant, emotion.

I feel blordish and I want to throw up.

by Toler Wolfe September 3, 2006

beat your bludgers

1. To masturbate (males only).
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.

In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.

The Ravenclaw Seeker beats his bludgers many times a day, hoping to catch the snitch.

by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004

Bludclart

It is a word

The word bludclart is a word

by Blobfishyfingers February 13, 2022

Blird

Used to describe a person who appears to be either a bloke or a bird, but one cannot decide which. A cross between a bloke and a bird.

Is that person a bloke or a bird, no, it's a blird.

by FuriousFoggy July 24, 2008

bludgerfuck

In Quidditch: When one uses bludgers to 'fuck' up an opposing teams Quidditch move, pass, or the players themselves. Also contains a mild sexual reference.

1. We're going to bludger fuck them next match!
2. Damn.. Our sex last night was as rough as bludgerfucking
3. I'm in the infirmiry because a Gryffindor bludgerfucked me at the last match, I broke my bloody arm!

by Sauki November 13, 2005