Blessed

A play on the word 'Blazed' to describe the effects of Marijuana on the human mind. Another way of saying 'Stoned' or 'Mashed'.

Lewis: Will, man, you look seriously fucking blessed!

Will (in his signiture position): Yeah mate i'm so blessed right now!

Tom: I'm not blessed at all yet man.

Lewis: That's because your fucking hardcore dude.
Tom : Better fire up another J then!

by Mashwans May 27, 2010

blessed android

Term used to describe frustration or discontent. Similar to saying "Christ!!!", "Shit", or "Dow!!!".

1.Blessed android!
2. You've just dropped change EVERWHERE....."Blessed android!!"

by Angela Buchan January 18, 2007

get blessed

To receive a blow job. Comes from the fact that person giving the job is kneeling as if they're doing a blessing.

"I told her I wanna ride out, and she said yes / We didn't go to church, but I got blessed." - Pitbull/Ne-Yo – "Time of Our Lives"
OR
If you go into the confessional booth with that Catholic priest, there's a good chance you'll get blessed.

by Nicholas D July 29, 2021

Blessed

Someone who is lucky enough to come in contact with a man named Jeff, the most awesomest person ever.

Person 1: Do you know Jeff?

Person 2: Yes, the most awesomest person I know by far!

Person 1: Then you are truly blessed!

by Yo mama!!!!! March 4, 2008

blapse

to sweep ones flat hand across a unsuspecting victim's face, palm to face, as if to close their eyes.

an attack used in schools, usually in provocation or in flirting.

if thou dost not stop these insults one shall blapse up your head, BO!

by David Wilkinson December 24, 2003

Blessee

A young woman who's a gold-digger. She gives sex to the blesser (a sugar daddy) in return to being showered with expensive gifts, island vacations and a lot of money.

Kenny Kunene is a blesser, he bought his blessee an Aston Martin.

by xavi08 May 31, 2016

#Blessed

Having the good life

“Bryan just farted on the tour bus. #Blessed.”

by Religious folks July 18, 2018