Birmingham Enema

When you put an m80 firecracker in your anus and light the fuse causing your asshole to flay open like Ronnie McNutt’s cranium.

A stupid cunt broke into my house so I hogtied the fucker and gave him a Birmingham Enema.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

Birmingham Blow Dart

The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.

"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."

by B-ham Blow Dart January 31, 2014

Birmingham Buzzcut

to castrate an individual

"I'mma give you a Birmingham Buzzcut mate"

by Its the Nutshack March 28, 2023

Birmingham blues

A song by Electric Light Orchestra, about missing home.

Guy 1: Vacation has been great, but I'm ready to go home. I kinda miss it, ngl.

Guy 2: Sounds like you've got the Birmingham blues.
Guy 1: ...What? I don't live in Birmingham.

by Wackythe June 13, 2024

Birmingham

A place full of assholes except for Koz

I don’t want to go to Birmingham

by KillykayMO January 18, 2022

birmingham trap

Provoking an innocent pedestrian by picking a fight, then running off to the nearest alley where all your friends are waiting, resulting in the pedestrian getting beat up

"Did you hear Johnny got birmingham trapped by the grannies at the fish and chips-vendor?"

by ssmithandwessy September 11, 2017

Birmingham trap

British origin. A form of street fight-trap. One person will instigate a fight with another person or a small group, and run off to the nearest alley. The instigator will have numerous friends awaiting the lured person to enter the alley, proceeding to beat him up with ease due to outnumbering. Famously used by Pakistani and Somali youth gangs in Birmingham, UK

"Oi, mate - gizz me some of dat beer and I'm finna tell ya what happened the other day near the Manc pub"
"O ye, wat was date, mate?"
"Some waki pakis got their little bruva to lure a chav into their alley, and Birmingham trapped 'im innit"

by ssmithandwessy May 12, 2017