Binger

"Binger," is the Lawyer term for an Attorney trying to win with no Case

There is no Murder Weapon, No Witnesses, and No Motive, this Prosecuter is a Binger

by Happy_Dad November 20, 2021

shlowdinger binger

binge watching jschlatt while ding dong ditching someone

I am a shlowdinger binger.

by Xpspsx May 29, 2023

binger

a lil shit who doesn’t shut up

them: “who’s that?”
me: “that’s one of the binger’s at our school

by godfuckingdammitdave September 2, 2020

Bingers

This is a process when you rub you're index and middle finger on the under part of you're balls then slowly move to the crusty, warm , sweaty asshole continuing the rubbing. once done you take them out of you're pants and yell BINGERS! as you chase a kid around. if you catch them then you rub you're fingers on their upper lip making it so they smell you're 'bingers'

Hey Matt how's it going. BINGERS!

by electricsoundinnipple February 24, 2020

Binger

A look of disbelief after being slapped in the face with facts.

Resting Binger Face

by Blondie 052 November 16, 2021

Binger

Someone who turns their turn signal on late

That binger turned hhis turn signal on late.

by Megamitchell69 October 22, 2022

Binger

Verb. (1) To attempt to make objective reality seem like an abject falsity in complete defiance of all evidence or common sense. (2) To fail while attempting to gaslight critically thinking individuals who will not accept either lies or trickery. (3) To stare with your mouth wide open while agent 47 dismantles your year-long investigation and trial preparation in only a few seconds. (4) To create an amazing flame-roasted duck with rosemary garnish.

I tried to convince the jury that the ped0phile chasing the defendant was the hero, but I ended up bingering it up.

What I should have ended during the investigatory phase was actually brought to court and I bingered the whole thing.

by El Duderino 76 November 16, 2021