binger

a lil shit who doesn’t shut up

them: “who’s that?”
me: “that’s one of the binger’s at our school

by godfuckingdammitdave September 2, 2020

Binger

1.A flaccid and/or incapable penis.
2. A simp incapable of penetration of anything/anyone.

His boyfriend left him because he had a binger.

by Rentajack@$$ November 21, 2021

Binger

To take a shit

I just took a binger

by Kali1976 November 12, 2021

Binger

From latin Bingerus, it is the short version of an ancient roman medical condition (flacidus junckus) which plagued all of the oligarch class, also known as wokus dipshitus satanica.

Did he just draw a pentagram and asked the dark one for the destruction of the republic?
Yeah, such a binger.

by Glorious Melee Combat November 15, 2021

Binger

Verb. (1) To attempt to make objective reality seem like an abject falsity in complete defiance of all evidence or common sense. (2) To fail while attempting to gaslight critically thinking individuals who will not accept either lies or trickery. (3) To stare with your mouth wide open while agent 47 dismantles your year-long investigation and trial preparation in only a few seconds. (4) To create an amazing flame-roasted duck with rosemary garnish.

I tried to convince the jury that the ped0phile chasing the defendant was the hero, but I ended up bingering it up.

What I should have ended during the investigatory phase was actually brought to court and I bingered the whole thing.

by El Duderino 76 November 16, 2021

BINGER

Someone using transvestite underwear that gives them "the tuck"

Where is that persons dick? Oh he's a Binger

by anonymous November 16, 2021

Binger

A look of disbelief after being slapped in the face with facts.

Resting Binger Face

by Blondie 052 November 16, 2021