bent ref

A person known as a bent ref is a Paediophile. Taken from the popular cult series Brass Eye!
Oi J-mo you know what you are? A bent Ref!
by Darren Miller October 12, 2007
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Bent Spill

The act of taking a piss in the morning when you have morning wood and have to bend over in order to make it in the toilet because your penis is sticking straight up.
"I woke up and took the hugest bent spill. Only made half of it in the toilet though."
by mt oregonian May 19, 2009
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Bent Levent

A homosexual man that flatly refuses to admit to others he is homosexual, despite displaying blatant gay traits, i.e. limp wrists, women's clothing, bum sex.
"Hey, when will he realise he's gay?"
"I know, he's a right Bent Levent"
by Fleamus90 November 11, 2007
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dumb bent

extremely drunk, completely wasted, inebriated
im fuckin' dumb bent

im dumb bent but imma cop einstein from your cousin
by HoganKnowsBest2010 November 01, 2010
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Bit bent

bit bents are bisexuals who are actually more straight then bisexual. A girl may like boys and girls but she is more into guys than girls. A boy may like guys and girls but he is more into girls than boys.
Person 1: Alex says she's bisexual but she's always with guys.
Person 2: She's a bit bent. Duh.
by LaurBore June 20, 2011
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bent in a u

joe is fuckin bent in a u
by HeathT April 12, 2007
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get bent

a less offensive phrase used in a refusal to perform a chore. "fuck off".
"i need this paperwork done"
"well, you can just get bent"
by tf July 08, 2004
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