Beetle Hood

A “Beetle Hood” is a fat stomach flap hanging over and usually hiding the vagina on an overweight female, the flap resembles the hood of a Volkswagen Beetle. It often collects debris and usually smells like a rotting fetus.
She was so god damn fat I couldn't even lift up that beetle hood to fuck her!

She needs to clean under that Beetle hood, it smells like a rotting fetus!
by B.S.N. March 22, 2010
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beetle juice

a person who runs like a beetle on steriods with their back hunched over at 5 km/h
Omg look at that kid he is such a beetle juice (joshua brown)
by Mrs Bridgeman December 12, 2007
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dung beetle

when a male or female craps on another male or females chest and then rolls it around making a ball like a dung beetle
dude i showed christy the dung beetle lastnight
by steve wehadababyitsaboy April 18, 2009
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Bertie Beetle

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant
i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!
by Blanchy October 24, 2007
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Beetle Juice

to do a beetle juice (record a paris hilton style tape)

a beetle juicer (someone who stars in a beetle juice style video)

to be beetle juiced (to unexpectadly stumble upon a tape of beetle juice nature)
by Amy Watling August 23, 2004
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Dung beetle

There are lots of dung beetles here
by Brownskikuca March 28, 2020
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