Beady eyes 

Small, greedy, maliciously glittering, evil eyes, avoiding eye contact

George Costanza has beady eyes.

Beady eyes by Autismal August 17, 2013

Pop his beads 

To be marked for death by a rival gang. To have your beads ripped off.

Yo, go pop his beads!

Pop his beads by Beadpopper2000 September 30, 2012

beady beads 

The tight knotted balls of hair attached to a person's scalp from lack of combing or brushing.

All the kids at school were laughing at the beady beads on da back of little Ron Ron's heads. So he went to go get faded up.

beady beads by #LilEarlDoubleO's February 8, 2018

Michelle Beadle

Incredibly hot co host of the espn show sportsnation really really hot

Guy 1-Hey man you watch Sportsnation.

Guy 2-Yeah Colin's cool, but Michelle Beadle is HOT!

Guy 1-So hot

Michelle Beadle by drew10796 April 1, 2010

Beadlelitus 

word used to describe any kind of mal-formed or deformed limbs or body parts.

word is derived from the british television presenter, jeremy beadle, of 'beadle's about' fame who has a mal-formed hand & therefore suffers from 'beadlelitus'

man: doctor! doctor!
doctor: what's the problem?
man: i have got a cock the size of jeremy beadle's
doctor: what on earth do you mean?
man: well, it's tiny but on the other hand it's massive"
doctor: oh, you are obviously suffering from beadlelitus!

Beadlelitus by ron weasely April 27, 2006

anal beader 

Someone who can absorb a massive amount of anal beads through the anus

Bill Navas asshole is so deep and loose from the 100 anal beads that he stuffed in his ass. He is now a professional anal beader.

anal beader by Dr Niggèr May 1, 2022

anal beads

You put them in your ass then PULL THEM OUT to feel good. You don't get much from just having beads up there.

Yank my anal bead, bitch.

anal beads by Bobby Ray March 11, 2003