poo mag

Magazine you bring to the bathroom while you do your business.

I lost my poo mag, so I had nothing to read while I dropped a bomb.

by I love crap March 29, 2009

Mag Dumping

The sexual act of shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting on a partner all at the same time.

Hey Tim, I straight started mag dumping on Catherine last night.

by MynameCope October 30, 2023

Blue Mags

Noun; The unsatisfied and disappointed feeling that arises when a trip to the shooting range ends abruptly due to unforseen circumstances before a single shot is fired. Similar to Blue Balls, but involving guns, not ejaculation.

"My buddy and I loaded up about 1000 rounds of ammo last night, and when we got to the range today, it was closed due to vandalism. Now we have a serious case of blue mags..."

by Thisguy41487 May 28, 2014

Fast-mags

Fast-mags is a rare occurrence where a man doesn’t need a moment of cool down after nutting and can just keep going.

Dude, I had Fast-mags on the other night and nutted five times in a row!

by I eat crayons May 30, 2019

mo-mag

hoMOsexual MAGnet. A (usually straight) woman who attracts homosexual friends.

Cindy is always going out dancing with her gay friends.
Yes, she's quite the mo-mag.

by rollingwriter January 18, 2017

tagged with the mag

Shot by a Magnum .357. Popularized in Body Count's "Talk Shit, Get Shot"

"Yo, that G got tagged with the Mag!"

by Doc Aut July 19, 2014

jazz mags

Another more subtle way of saying pornographic magazines

Aww but Mrs my mum found my Jazz mags underneath my pillow last night!

by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 5, 2006