quiet generator

As you’re plunging your piston and rod into her vaginal cavity, about to climax, filling her single cylinder with white cream gasoline and she screams “the combustion chamber pressure is too high!" So you place your thumb gently over her butthole to act as a spark arrestor and muffle the exhaust so the neighbors don’t hear.

Camping in tight quarters and your disrespectful neighbors has a cheap 4500 watt monster while your a quiet and courteous camper with a Harbor Freight Predator a quiet generator

by J3 October 12, 2023

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Quiet Hired

When an employer refuses to acknowledge an employee’s increase in worth with an increase in salary.

Employee: “Hello company, I’ve been in the same position for 10 years. I’ve been successful. I work nights and weekends. I take on additional work and responsibilities. I love what I do. I feel though that my relationship with this company is one sided. I feel that I have invested way more into this company than it has invested into me. I would like a pay raise and a promotion that aligns better with responsibilities I have accumulated over the years. "

Company: “…….. ”

Employee: “Oh no! I’ve been quiet hired!”

by Marry Swanson August 26, 2022

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quiet camp

A pack of heroin users, usually at a music festival.

"Watch out for the north corner, it's quiet camp over there."

by Cdb January 27, 2014

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quiet fade

A quiet fade.
To depart from a nighclub/bar early and without informing your friends.
Common reasons for a "quiet fade" are running out of cash or having a sneaky sure-thing lined up.

"What happend to Crooksy at the club last night??
Ah, he did a quiet fade round about 1 o'clock."

"Hey Deeko, don't tell anyone but I'm gonna do a quiet fade."

by Wallybags September 23, 2011

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