Bauering

When a bird utilizes an erect human penis for a pearch.

My parrot's favorite activity is showering with me, and bauering during shower time specifically.

by #SquatLife June 19, 2019

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Maple Buttering

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's breasts after smothering them with pure maple syrup. Them proceeding to use your face like a knife and motor boating them.

Steve loves to add a little flare to his motor boating so he is an avid fan of Maple Buttering his girlfriend.

by canuck1991 August 29, 2016

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tail basting

Practice of ejaculating in partners ass during anal sex

John likes tail basting his girlfriend Sarah.

by Tailbaster August 25, 2017

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ball buttering

After shaving the scrotum. To apply moisturizer - Ball Buttering

Steve has a Ball Buttering each morning ensuring a smooth and supple scrotum.

by SteBathboy December 8, 2019

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ghost blustering

the act of talking mad shit about how good a movie will do despite alienating it's core audience like what happened with Ghost Busters 2016

Guy 1: Dude, that bitch was saying the new terminator movie was going to be good.

Guy 2: Just ignore her dude, she's clearly "Ghost Blustering".

by Not the sandvich October 25, 2020

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Sven Basting

When a large male figure dressed as a Viking forces his cock and balls in your mouth causing him to to blow his load out your nose and baste your face while he rubs the horns on his helmet.

I felt as though I was at the gates of Valhalla when Gregor was Sven basting me.

by SAMGW84 November 8, 2022

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Jesus Blistering Fist Fuck

1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.

1
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!

2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?

3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!

by prosci8 September 7, 2009

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