amy baker

Retarded. Possibly the most 'special' person you will ever meet.

Girl 1: Haha she's so stupid.
Girl 2: Duh she's Amy Baker.

by Fatgurl January 1, 2012

Ethan Baker

defined as one with an abundance of winning. Strikingly Beautiful and is quite possibly the best man on Earth. Known To Many as the God Of Awesomeness. Women want him and men want to be him. He is the most interesting man in the world's son.

1.Praise Ethan God of Awesomeness!
2.I wish I was Ethan Baker!
3.Everyone loves Ethan Baker!
4.I want to have Ethan Baker's Children!

by Mr.Wiggles97 November 26, 2011

Donnie Baker

One of the friends of the Bob and Tom radio show. His real name is Ron Sexton, who is also known for popular call-ins to the show, such as: Kenny Tarmac, Floyd the Trucker and Morgan Freeman. Often is found in the classifieds, with a boat for sale. Also a member of the band, "Donnie Baker and the Pork Pistols."

Quotes:
"Hey man, it's Donnie Baker."
"I swear to God I would"
"Shut up, Randy."
"I gotta go."
"Hey baby what say you and me have a three way: you, me and some of this pork!"

by TheCaffeineJunky March 22, 2007

baker 13

When all the crazy people from Baker College run around naked covered in just shaving cream. Performed on the 13th and 31st (or 26th if no 31st) of every month.

Uh oh, you better close the door. Baker 13 is tonight.

by EOL RRF September 25, 2004

baker's legendary

on a scale of 1 to legendary (1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-EPIC-legendary), baker's legendary is above all

i dont need an example for baker's legendary it's self explanatory...dumbasses...

by dwyqxz January 22, 2009

Monique Baker

A name for a very beautiful young lady, she has the most amazing smile you will ever see, she doubts herself but she is truly perfect in every way, she is loved by many but also doesn't let her haters phase her, she could get any guy she wanted with ease, she has the perfect body and the cutest smile and laugh. Some see her as out there and weird but others see her as that but also very attractive and a great personality. Any guy lucky enough to get her needs to keep her close and never let her go because she is a one of a kind. Most amazing person you will ever meet!

Monique Baker

by M.J.T January 9, 2012

Bakers Gallon

A term to describe consuming 160oz of beer. If you are drinking 32oz beers, the 5th one would make a bakers gallon.

After Boaz drank a bakers gallon of beer, he got another lap dance.

by Bernard Bangwanger November 6, 2004