megel bagel

Is the most amazing person in the world. She is super sweet and cares about everyone she ever meets. Her beauty is breath taking. She is everything any guy would ever want. Simply put she is perfect.
boyfriend: I love you my megel bagel.

girlfriend: oh baby that is the sweetest thing you have ever said to me, I love you too.
by jmeight August 30, 2010
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Plain Bagel

Someone who has no "stand out" features and who is boring as hell--just like a plain bagel--no cream cheese, no jelly, no sesame seeds, NOTHING.
Anthony: Are you inviting Janet to your birthday party?
Yvette: Yes, why?
Anthony: Ughh! Don't invite her! That bitch is such a plain bagel! She'll suck the life out of your party.
by BlackieDC January 30, 2009
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grammar and bagels

1. Reference to an unknown incident that seems to have scarred the lives of all involved.
2. A vulgar blasphemy.
Amanda was fearless in most cases, but just the mention of the phrase "grammar and bagels" was enough to make her break into a cold sweat.
by Laura Meade December 15, 2007
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Tome bagel

A wanna-be knacker. Thinks they're hardcore, but usually you don't want to mess with them anyways.
Tome bagel: Are you fuckin' jokin' me, ya flute get outta me face ''fore I break it for ya, ri'?

Victim: I'm sorry.
by rakaruma September 30, 2009
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dick-bagel

Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel
Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby

Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!
by Fannyflutter89 February 23, 2018
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Nutella bagel

Used to describe odd kids.
Omg you know that girl rebecca, well she’s a Nutella bagel
by Just a cool person January 25, 2019
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Hillbilly Bagel

A Krispy Kreme doughnut. Not a KK style doughnut, but an actual risen, fried, and run through a shower of sugar doughnut right off the production line at an authorized Krispy Kreme shop. No other will do. Originated in Winston-Salem, NC at the foot of the Appalachian mountains. Hence the name: hillbilly bagel.
Let’s do get a dunkin donut! No way, I need a hillbilly bagel from Krispy Kreme. My teeth may have already fallen out, but I’ve still got my sweet tooth firmly in place.
by smalljones August 23, 2020
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