Boner 

The active participation of a sexual feeling

I have too boner.

Boner by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

Boner 

1) The slang term for an erect penis

2) The profession of getting meat off of a bone to put in hot dogs

1) When Jennifer practically gave Robert a lap dance in math class, he had a boner and you could clearly see that Jennifer was surprised by it

2) Josh: Do you even know what you want to be as a grown up?

Kevin: Dude, a boner!

Boner by Awf uck May 14, 2014

boner 

a middle schooler's worst nightmare and a geezer's best friend

popping boners is very healthy...there shouldn't be so much gosh darn shame in it.

boner by Texas Man October 21, 2017

Boner 

when ur pp popping out of ur shorts

Me: Did u know that jeans can hide ur boner?

Boner by *Peeing with a boner* January 23, 2019

boner 

A really stupid or dumb mistake.

Kid: Sir can i have a pen? I forgot mine.
Teacher: No pen again? Kid, you need to stop making all of these stupid boners.

boner by LeilaSP April 2, 2019

Boner 

I gave a dude a boner once. I made a big mistake.

Dude: you gave me a boner
Me: i made a mistake.

Boner by i made a mistake October 29, 2019

Boner 

When a guy sees something sexy, his dick may get stony and he will want to fuck whatever it is.

Rick: Dude, you got a boner!
Nathan: Yeah, that porn ad looks pretty sexy....

Boner by CopierCattus December 3, 2019