Birmingham

literally if you wanna go to birmingham just go to the local tip

eg.

"where do you come from"
"birmingham"
"oh god stay the fuck away from me"

by forehead69420 May 27, 2019

Birmingham

Having a Sex change

Going fur a Birmingham is going for a sex change.

It’s neither north or south.

You go with a penis and come out with a mangina.

by Bernmogg June 14, 2024

Birmingham Buzzcut

to castrate an individual

"I'mma give you a Birmingham Buzzcut mate"

by Its the Nutshack March 28, 2023

Birmingham

Not much to say, a shithole filled with dickheads and wanna-be roadman. If you live here your most likely to be on benefits.

Aman-“Look at that nitty over der”
Safone-“His probably from Birmingham, fucking tramp”.

by JusATurkishGirl September 4, 2020

Birmingham blues

A song by Electric Light Orchestra, about missing home.

Guy 1: Vacation has been great, but I'm ready to go home. I kinda miss it, ngl.

Guy 2: Sounds like you've got the Birmingham blues.
Guy 1: ...What? I don't live in Birmingham.

by Wackythe June 13, 2024

Birmingham Battering Ram

The act of doing someone so hard from behind that their head is pushed through the headboard of the bed or the drywall if their is no headboard

Dude I gave my ex the Birmingham Battering Ram last night. She was so pissed

by Jeffro lineguy May 8, 2018

Birmingham trap

British origin. A form of street fight-trap. One person will instigate a fight with another person or a small group, and run off to the nearest alley. The instigator will have numerous friends awaiting the lured person to enter the alley, proceeding to beat him up with ease due to outnumbering. Famously used by Pakistani and Somali youth gangs in Birmingham, UK

"Oi, mate - gizz me some of dat beer and I'm finna tell ya what happened the other day near the Manc pub"
"O ye, wat was date, mate?"
"Some waki pakis got their little bruva to lure a chav into their alley, and Birmingham trapped 'im innit"

by ssmithandwessy May 12, 2017