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body of a avocado

A short stature (or tall, don't matter.)
Man and/or female, who has a peculier and dis-tasteful body type. . .

Built messed up from the feet to head.

Honey Boo Boo's mom would fit this type of slang very well!
Me: "Yo, Chuck! Ya catch that 'sode of Honey Boo Boo last week?"

Chuck: "Honey who?. ."

Philip: "Ugh! He takin' about that spoiled lil' phat girl that drinks Mtn. Dew mixed with RedBull and her mom has a body of a avocado."

Me: "Yup, that's the lil' bitch..."
by NumberOneKangaroo March 29, 2017
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Avocado of death

when your balls inflate to the size of an avocado giving you incredible testicle pain and causing your dick to explode
man my balls are pulling an avocado of death
by THEloafboy April 26, 2021
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avocado peeler

I just had an avocado peeler for dessert.
by riverrat54 August 31, 2017
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Avocado Baby

An Avocado Baby is a attention seeking whore usually is popular for the wrong reasons.
Tries to be something he's not. Secretly wants to be a fuckboy just to get nudes and so he can show he fellow peers cause all he wants is acceptation . Someone that contacts you one day talking about how cute you as are then say the samething to your best friend the same day. Likes to make girls "want" him. Depends on his friends to pay for him. Represents the worst trends of the present moment. Listens to mainstream artists that are mainstream because they're "not" mainstream so like TOP, Melanie martinez, etc.
That Boy is fuckboy!

Shhh.. You might get in trouble just use AVOCADO BABY
Okay
by IM A WANNABE February 20, 2017
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avocado bitch

a bitch who is too obsessed with avocados and non stop dances to songs about avocados while shaking their vegetables
Dang!! Did you see that avocado bitch on t.v last night?!
by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016
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The Avocado Effect

When you buttfuck your dead Irish dad till he shuts green
“If Jered doesn’t shut the fuck up, I’m gonna have to experience the Avocado Effect.”
by Dirigi April 8, 2021
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Avocado's number

Avocado's number, 1.66×10⁻²⁴ = 1/Avogadro's number, is the number of moles in a guacamole. A guacamole is Avocado's number of moles, which just happens to be one molecule. While we're at it, a guacameter is 1.66×10⁻²⁴ meters, just as a yoctometer is 10⁻²⁴ meters.
We study single molecules. We used to have to say we study 1.66 yoctomoles of molecules, but ever since ISO added the prefix guaca, equal to Avocado's number, we study one guacamole of molecules.
by Dr. Ripe Avocado, PhD. November 23, 2022
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