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Archie

Man with a huge cock
I shagged Archie last night , he was huge down there !
by Bluepigeon34 January 27, 2018
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Archipoolago

When you take a poo, generally of epic proportions, and one end of the poo rises above the rim of the toilet bowel water forming a tiny poo island.
Every time I eat a large, voluptuous steak dinner, I always rush straight to the loo to give way to the most illustrious archipoolago ever. Often, I surround it with atoillet paper
by abbazabbadoo March 12, 2011
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archive

Save stuff and file it, or the place you put stuff to save it after you file it.
Please send us your favorite family photos so that we can add them to the genealogy archive.
by saveit December 13, 2013
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archie flipping

A spoof of drug slang terminology such as candy/hippie flipping. Cocktail starting with 40 mg of Adderall, followed by a double shot (2 bottles) of 5 Hour Energy Extra Strength and chased with a 200 mL can of Starbucks Double Shot Espresso. The cocktail was created by architect students as a source to stay up in long durations. Also known as "Louis Kahn Cocktail".
I was archie flipping last night to finish my work. I'm surprised I didn't get a heart attack.
by cali spain May 6, 2009
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Archie Gemmill

God in Football Shorts,Scorer of the greatest ever solo effort goal in the world cup.
We are Not Worthy!
Archie Gemmill single handedly totally pwned the Holland Defence in the 1978 world cup.
GOOOOAAAAAAAAAL!!
by Tartan Terror July 25, 2006
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pull an archie

This is a complicated move that involves many steps.

1. Go to a strip club.
2. Befriend a stripper and request a private dance in the back room.
3. Pay upfront for a full half hour private dance.
4. During the dance, slowly inch your hands closer to the stripper's anus.
5. Then, without warning, pull an "Archie" and plunge your index finger into the stripper's chocolate starfish.
6. Receive a verbal warning from the stipper. "No Touching!"
7. Repeat step 5.
8. Politely allow the club's bouncer to escort you out of the strip club.
9. Before exiting, ask a manager for a portion of your money back since you did not receive a full half hour alone with your stripper.

When describing this move to a friend, you can save time by simply making a fist with your hand and quickly extending your index finger 2-3 times. This move is also known as not paying for the "finger tour."
Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Eric last night?
Guy 2: No, what happened this time?
Guy 1: (extending index finger over and over) He tried to pull an archie at Private Dancer and got us all kicked out!
by Edsantry December 9, 2008
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Archie

Biggest cock in the whole world all the girls want there tong on it or all over it
Oi i shagged Archie last night and he had the biggest cock ever it was soooooo BIG he shoved it down my throat and in my vag
by Big dick mick it made me sick December 18, 2021
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