the banana is the most delicious fucking fruit to ever live. seriously this fucker is longer than your penis. its better than the fucking apple and the fucking orange. you know why? because they fucked their mom and the banana didnt fuck his mom.
by @danner.1 April 15, 2019
Kate: mom?
Kate's Mother: What is it dear?
Kate: What's a ba-nay-nay?
Kate's Mother: You mean banana?
Kate: Yeah! .... what's that?
Kate's mother: Look it up online honey!
urban dictionary:
Its a fucking fruit for god sake you stupid fuck
Kate's Mother: What is it dear?
Kate: What's a ba-nay-nay?
Kate's Mother: You mean banana?
Kate: Yeah! .... what's that?
Kate's mother: Look it up online honey!
urban dictionary:
Its a fucking fruit for god sake you stupid fuck
by hewwo_its_kato November 24, 2017
Fresh fruit. More dangerous than a pointed stick. The banana can be a lethal weapon in the hands of a trained expert. Even the military has special units that train in these scenarios.
by Bricked March 25, 2023
Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death.
Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
by Mamifidity February 13, 2017
Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most Bananas, aka Onision's subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Most Bananas, aka Onision's subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
by aestheticsunset February 14, 2017
A type of telephone and weapon. This classic instrument of distruction is used in comedies as "jokes" but in all seriousness is unstopable force. As a telephone, a user usuallly says the classic line, "yellow?" In place of hello. Nothing can stop it. We are all doomed.
*user picks up banana
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?
by GhostToastBanana April 21, 2019
Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself because he was a banana*
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself because he was a banana*
by IdrilSillara February 16, 2017