Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough

An Austin Yarbrough is an elite athlete who can lock down literally anything. He can lock down an open door, a school, and even Michael Phoenix. Legend has it, Austin Yarbrough is the first ever corner in football history, and he stays in his young form to teach others about his mighty skillz.

A cornerback in football who is at an elite level

"Hey, we close at 9."
Okay, I'll go Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough the doors so nobody will get in while we close."
What an elite athlete

by I need something to do October 19, 2018

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ancient is dumb

hes fucking dumb hes honestly ridicoulos i cant say with letters how stupid and fucking dumb is this fucking bitch like honestly hes so fucking dumb he should die in a fire his discord # is fucking stupid too like "Ancient#6877" hes retarded omg hes so fucking dumb like he should go into a school then learn the word stupidity because thats what he is FUCKING STUPID

me: you know that ancient is dumb?
friend : oh yeah ancient is dumb very dumb
me: aight thats litty lit lets go for some water

by ancientisdummbb January 7, 2020

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the ancient dance

A stage in a high schoolers life where you go out and make out with a girl. Basically the synonym for a makeout session. Used by pimps only.

James-Hey susan wanna try the ancient dance tonight?
Susan- Sure Jim! and i will s ur dub as well!

by the bwc May 16, 2006

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Ancient Fag

Someone that's been involved with a group or moment from the dawn of time (internet)

Robs dad is such an Ancient Fag, he has been talking about this since before 4Chan existed!

by Astro_Will September 15, 2022

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ancient piano skeleton

Stands for "Beautiful Wife"
fuck you kyle you fat fuck

I have an ancient piano skeleton!

by gengrills December 12, 2023

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Ancient asshole

Refers to a taste so putrid and soul-crushing that one may prefer to ingest the powdered bodily chocolate-starfish region remains of mumified corpses from bygone days.

A taste emanating from such a foul smell that it transfers onto your taste buds.

Why that brother sniffing MD? It tastes like ancient asshole.

The best thing for a cold is ginger, lemon, honey and garlic. But the garlic makes that concoction taste like ancient asshole.

The other night I was getting lucky with this hot lil thing at mine. I stuck my tongue right down there and it tasted like ancient asshole so I threw her right back out on them streets.

by SouthseaBoyoUK October 23, 2025

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