The Ancient Gods

The two who had created the entire universe. It is said they hid away, stored on a far away replica planet of Earth. Given the names Chelly and Arson, they're believed to be awaiting the fall of humanity. The final bosses. Codependent, if one is fallen the other will mourn the others disappearance until reunited.

"The Ancient Gods? Aren't those just myths?"

"Myths? Would they be myths when suddenly all the Maze Runner copies have been stolen? They're coming, and they want their Earth Gummies."

by Trash The Trashmouth June 19, 2021

ancient piano skeleton

Stands for "Beautiful Wife" in the United Kingdom.

I have a ancient piano skeleton named Rebecca!

by gengrills December 12, 2023

Ancient Seed

While getting head from your favorite, huntress, theater chick or firesnatch whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week’s worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce an auto-attack effect as she stumbles around the room like a belligerent fool.

Theater chick ran into a wall and broke her nose after Bobby gave her his ancient seed.

by UprisingOG-EvaDiva September 11, 2024

Ancient Texts

A pop culture event from 5-10+ years ago that someone has never heard of. Typically used on social media to express shock that one has never heard of something or someone.

You didn’t know Gerard Way from MCR wrote comic books? Oh my god, we’re losing the ancient texts.

by CDSadie July 12, 2025

ancient piano skeleton

Stands for "Beautiful Wife"
fuck you kyle you fat fuck

I have an ancient piano skeleton!

by gengrills December 12, 2023

Ancient little dick

A nickname for a bro or homie.

George: Ayup ancient little dick?
Micheal: hey I’m not ancient!
George: why didn’t you deny the little dick part?
Micheal: Uhhmmmmm…..

by SomeKidig_ April 13, 2022

ancient world poach

when the government discourages popular blacks from starting families with popular people of the ancient world or their exes to promote white superiority.

Blacks are the richest and most attractive minorities but the ancient world poach was made to try to disassociate blacks from the Bible.

by Coop Dupe August 20, 2020