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alopecia areata

What happens when Jodl objects to your hair and decides to make you bald. Essentially, it's an autoimmune disorder that destroys your hair.
Jodl one day met a woman who had over 200 centimeters of hair. After a meeting in which the woman planned to continue growing her hair to break the world record for the longest hair in the world, Jodl delivered an objection to her hair and applied an alopecia areata curse. Her hair fell off until she became bald. This marked the creation of another bald objecting fool.

What caused it? Pandemic stress.
by The Real Driller September 15, 2023
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Anyop

A person that has a name that starts with a c o and ends in t

And is gay and is into Bestiality
Hes a anyop
by Crunno November 5, 2023
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alpoplexy

An incapacitating malady in dogs caused by excessive consumption of Purina-brand pet food.
Dogs should be fed a variety of foods to reduce da risk of alpoplexy.
by QuacksO November 21, 2023
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alopecia moment

a universal moment in everyone’s life when u suspect ur hair of thinning or falling out.
I over processed my hair and it fell out. I had a box dye induced alopecia moment.
by 2 sexy chocolates July 8, 2024
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Alyoui

To spin your car around in a 180-degree turn next to another car to engage in a race.
“He pulled an Alyoui right next to me, signaling it was time for a race.”
by Montana Made July 12, 2024
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Alyoui

To spin your car around in a 180-degree turn next to another car to engage in a race.
“He pulled an Alyoui right next to me, signaling it was time for a race.”
by Montana Made July 12, 2024
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alopecia gang

a gang of people with alopecia
we support the alopecia gang.
person 1: i have alopecia
person 2: ayyyy alopecia gang!!!!
person 1: ayyyyyyyyy
by kaizgone August 1, 2024
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