Aleks

A complete selfish dick, someone who should choke on the blanket he pissed on.

Hey, Aleks!

by iamanapplepen April 3, 2019

Alek Jakubiak

Is used to describe one with a sick cunt attitude, who posseses a massive schlong

issey- "i feel like alek jakubiak in me!"

by chris pigott12345455453234321 November 26, 2010

alek dick

An insanely big dick. Every girl will say it ! It’s huge and procures very good sensations ! This is a very beautiful dick that will make you think about it every single days of your life.

Alek dick is very big

by Mikecokslong November 21, 2021

Alek

Someone who is a fatass; Alek is someone who would kill if someone ate his leftover.

"that guy is such an alek"

"yeah he eats like a fatty mcfatterson"

by Jane Wenderson November 23, 2023

Alek

bitch ass

is that fuckin alek

by j mklSDFVB:LM" December 10, 2022

aleks boss

TOP G ALPHA MALE

IF SOMEONE CALL YOU A ALEKS BOSS YOU ARE THE BOSS, NO ONE IS BETTER THAT YOU, AND NO RULES IN THE WORLD APPLY TO YOU!

You are an aleks boss

by Aleks boss September 2, 2022

Alek

Alek can destroy you in one sentence and cause your entire world to crumble. You will discover the true meaning of entropy when you meet an Alek. If you thought you knew pain, think again. Usually nice tho and generally shorter in stature.

Person 1: “Alek is burning down the stage with those sick guitar riffs!”

Person 2: “He’s also a really good Dad!”

by FF5fanatic November 22, 2021