accidental macking

to not even realize that you are absolutely macking with a chick

I asked her if she wanted to go for a drink a drink meaning a soda or juice. She thought I meant a bar and said yes. My friend pointed out I just pulled off accidental macking.

by The Boss of Five Towns February 1, 2010

accidental blowjob

when you didn't really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.

"I just wanted to make out with him, but it turned into an accidental blowjob."

by trumantinkerbell July 31, 2008

Accident

There's several ways to define an accident:

1. You, the day or night that you were conceived. Usually happens when there's a broken condom involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child.
2. Your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people category, the butterface category, or the fugly category if you're ugly all around. If you have a butterface or if you're fugly, people may say that your face was an accident when God created it.
3. The time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally.

Scenario #1:
Woman: Oh yeah baby!
Man: Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Oh fuck, the condom broke!
Woman: *sweating* We're fucked now.
Man: What can I say...it was an accident.

Scenario #2:
Guy: What happened to your face? It looks like an accident. Did someone beat you with an ugly stick?
You: *sigh*

Scenario #3:
You: *smashes into some brand new expensive car* Oh fuck.
Guy: What the fuck, man?
You: It was an accident!

by izcool September 11, 2009

accidental discharge

Expelling a large fart you didn’t even know was there

Ryan: (stands up)

(LOUD FART)

Patrick: dude, that was terrible

Ryan: I didn’t even know it was there. It was an accidental discharge

Patrick: you nasty

by Lieutenant Hung Well May 27, 2020

I accidentally started a revolution

When you say the answer, but try to be quiet or tell it to someone, and they tell others when you didn't want to. So, they may or may not thank you or think you're an idiot

Me using zoom in online math class today at: closed left, x<6
*From "Me" to "Everyone"*
Me: crap, I was supposed to sent it only to Mr. Chan, and I'm pretty sure I accidentally started a revolution just now
*Breaking news : An ugly and stupid internet lurker troll starts a random revolution in online zoom class at 10AM this morning, on May 24th 2021. His last words were a random definition he put on a useless dictionary website, which were "I accidentally started a revolution"*

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

accidental sexy

Obviously sexy without trying. Same as Apparently Sexy. Effortless seduction. Unaware of the power of your sexiness.

Janet: That dress is so cute on you.

Kate: I want to wear it to work, but why do I feel like it's not appropriate. (looking down at her accidental cleavage) So dumb.

Janet: Right. CLEARLY you're a woman.

Kate: Totally. Accidental Sexy...the story of my life.

by Scarlett Letter March 23, 2012

sex accident

an unplanned for and undesired sexual act. usually proceeded by drug and/or alcohol consumption.

ew, you hooked up with him?
yeah, it was a sex accident.

i just wanted to go out with my friends but i ended up having a sex accident.

by hannah1357 February 24, 2008