willy

Fully-clothed, premature ejaculation whilst rounding first base.

Dude TJ just pulled a Willy and tossed his shorts in the tub

by Stewart Smally December 22, 2007

shotgun willy

a really good rapper

shotgun willy is the best

by Tigre touchant December 10, 2019

Willie Boyd

Supposedly dating back to the prehistoric ages, Willie Boyd has roamed the streets of Enniskillen. As an eyewitness to every major historical event in human history, Willie Boyd places at number two on the United Nations watchlist. He loves to chat to young boys as a distraction while he identifies which bus they're getting onto and where they live. Willie routinely goes on adventures with his hat, Gary, where they fight crime and serve their own brand of vigilante justice. Often referred to as "the reincarnation of Jesus Christ", young Willie has become a worldwide sensation after videos of him turning his urine into whiskey leaked online. His plans for the coming year are to eat the world's biggest pancake, to climb the Taj Mahal and to build a nuke out of his semen. Willie enjoys spending his downtime relaxing with his 14 wives and eating raw chicken.

Willie Boyd touched me yesterday, outside the bus depot

by 47°C April 7, 2017

Wireless willy

When you hock a loogie in your lovers ear.

Before I cum I'm gonna give you the biggest wireless willy.

by Mufasa De Leon January 5, 2021

Peepaw Willy

William afton

person1: "Hey, have you heard of william afton?"
person2: "oh, good ol' peepaw willy? yeah"

by your_localbisexual January 15, 2022

gooch willie

Process of wiping your finger on your gooch and sticking it in someones ear.

That cunt for brains just gave me a gooch willie!!!

by loose asshole February 13, 2009

weak willy

An unfortunate medical condition often leading to the sufferer experiencing a drippy tiddler. Often resulting in having to wear wet pants, which give off acrid steam if too close to a radiator.
Origin: Eck Static and Bloomin' Press of The Filth.

B.P. "I once pissed me pants at school"
Eck: "what was it, Weak Willy? Weak Willy, eh?"

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005