Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.

Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”

by Evening Steven March 11, 2023

Waldo

Sorry we can't find waldo

Waldo not found

by Cherry sparkles July 15, 2022

Where's Waldo?

An expression used to warn others that a woman is transgender in a club and her penis is hard to find because of its size, thus it is classified as Waldo. It is a "Where's Waldo" situation.

- Yo that girl over there's a "Where's Waldo?" situation.

- Damn nice I'm into that

by quantum_duck July 26, 2024

Waldo

Where the fuck is he

Where the fuck is waldo

by s wafdeswdf December 23, 2019

Waldo

When a woman/man's croch sticks out farther that their stomachs.

Ewwwww, she got a fat Waldo...

by Fat chalupa November 14, 2016

Waldo

A person on Tinder where every picture is of them with a group of people, and you'll spend 5 minutes looking at their profile to confirm that they are, indeed, the fat/ugly one.

I wanted to swipe right, but she was a fucking Waldo, man.

by Enchanted Bunny December 5, 2014

Where's waldo

When you accidentally wear a white and red striped shirt on your driver's license picture or some other important picture.

"Wow, he really where's waldo'd that yearbook picture!"

by Cookie Monster's cookie January 29, 2018