Shredder

A stupid purse and/or bag that looks like a cat, or has been destroyed by a cat

Can be found at H&M. Example: Shopping at H&M "do you like this bag?" "no it looks like a stupid cat-bag, like a shredder".

by JMAWCGY June 6, 2011

Shredder

noun, plural - shredders
1. A handjob applied with sub-100 grit sandpaper

2. The losing outcome of Gloryhole Roulette

My dick moulted like a snake from that Shredder I got last week.

by DapperCookieKwest February 13, 2014

Shredder bug

Annoying little fuckers

Joe: that shredder bug got me again.
Dave: don’t worry i can handle it

by Pat46895 January 21, 2022

shredder

a gay man that is to scared to come out of the closet

ur such a shredder

by brafy November 23, 2021

Shredder

(Noun) A person extremely proficient in down hill alpine skiing. A person that partakes in down hill alpine skiing with grace and style. Not to be confused with a Skier. A person who just gets down the mountain in one piece.

Dude, check out that shredder ripping down the mountain. Those shredders rip it up effortlessly as compared to those darn skiers clogging up the mountain.

by Captain Jack Sparrow13 February 3, 2022

Shredder

A person who is a bully and hurts people's feelings all the time even after he graduates and becomes staff at the school. He also does sexual stuff that people are not comfortable talking about. The person that he talks about usually wants to leave the building. and sometimes does.

A shredder likes picking on a kid and likes to sexually harass them.

by soundtech August 22, 2011

Scandinavian Cheese Shredder

Two Scandinavian men and a woman are having a gangbang when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their penises and cut off all their pubes. She then puts the duck skin shavings and pubes on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.

The Scandinavian Cheese shredder I saw on TV was so well done!

by Btrain8585 March 22, 2017