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NED

Northeast Dick Head. A person from Northeast Philadelphia who goes to bars and starts fights, gets wasted and acts like an idiot. Usually the dickhead who pisses in the sink when there is a long line in the bathroom
Hey Ben, lets go to Flatspins bar, I hear it's banging. No Rob, I don't want to go there and hang out with those fucking NEDS.
by Ben December 2, 2003
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ned

rite yeez aw go oan aboot neds as in wir scum yeez ir aw just feart ay us coz we wid kick yer cunts in ! neds are fuken minted mate lacoste trakees cost aboot 150 pound stone island jaekts n tht cost aboot 300 poun upwards so dont start yer goth shite aye ther aw scum of the earth wen uz ir aw jst pussies tht say stuff like this or the internet dont get wide ya dick EFTAAAH GON FUR WINE
rite yeez aw go oan aboot neds as in wir scum yeez ir aw just feart ay us coz we wid kick yer cunts in ! neds are fuken minted mate lacoste trakees cost aboot 150 pound stone island jaekts n tht cost aboot 300 poun upwards so dont start yer goth shite aye ther aw scum of the earth wen uz ir aw jst pussies tht say stuff like this or the internet dont get wide ya dick EFTAAAH GON FUR WINE
by ycf ya bam December 28, 2005
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ned

a non-educated delinquent who wears kappa tracksuits, tucks his socks into his trousers and slicks his hair to the side on social occasions claiming he's an "old-school P.E. teacher
by Will Hayles November 19, 2003
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Ned

scotish phraise that describes a person who has no educational background or a juvenial delinquent.
by shrieker September 22, 2003
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ned

jazz's boyfriend
i am a friend of ned
by hector von trillman the third September 4, 2019
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Ned

Ned is the goatpig from 21Pilots music video "Chlorine"
I really want a Ned plushie right now
by ig: scarescarescare January 23, 2019
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Ned

A Ned is an extremely sexy, buff and sport super star fella. Ladies are drawn to him. Defines the term 'chick magnet' as women are attracted to him
Girl 1 "hey look it is a Ned"
Girl 2 "how do you know"
Girl 1 "just look at him"
by Anonymous18572 July 9, 2016
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