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keanu

a guy who refuses to come out the closet and chokes on vienna sausages. loves to get glizzy juice on the floor.
by glizzygobbler22 November 12, 2020
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Keanu

A Keanu Marcus is a vocalist for a shitty band called Kill the Blonde.
Keanu sucks Ryan’s dick to record music.
Is Keanu the vocalist of that shit band KTB?
Wow did I just see Keanu?! That’s sad.
by Kill the Blonde Vocalist September 15, 2020
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Keanu is an amazing person he is loving and kind I was friends with him and trust me hold on to them Keanu’s can be mean if you make them mean but once you start to love him you will fall so hard he is the best and he prob;y will have an amazing sex life cause he is so very handsome
Girl 1 :Keanu is my best friend

Girl 2 : Bitch he is my bestfriend back tf off
by Your best friend yuliza November 3, 2020
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Keanu

1. Pretty as Fuck
2.Cool Style
3.Romantic
4.Every Girl wants him
5.Funny
6. Knows how to lick a Pussy
You're so cool Keanu
by I-am-cool January 2, 2017
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Keanu,Kyan,Charles

The best trio in the whole world! Everyone loves them except Charles he is the ugliest, dumbest of all!
Girl1: Look there’s the trio Keanu,Kyan,Charles
Girl2:Omgggg
by Charles sucks January 14, 2024
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keanu kimchee

he is a small korean sex god and has no other traits
this bitch keanu kimchee is asian as fuck
by jakeperry9803 April 26, 2023
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Keanu

keanu is a guy that’s very beautiful, he has ocean blue eyes (you fall in love with them in one second), the most beautiful smile you have ever seen and a character that’s incredible. If you have a keanu as boyfriend your the happiest person in the word. he is always there for you and care about you a lot. he wants that you’re always ok and nothing is wrong. he can also be very protective, if another guy grabs you or do something bad you know that keanu is fixing that for you. so if you know a keanu make sure you hold him als long as possible because he’s the meaning of perfekt
by djwic818hs November 21, 2021
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