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Zoophile

An insufferable fucking disgrace to our society that is attracted to any kind of animal and would be absolutely willing to commit sexual harassment in the animal kingdom.
Person 1: Hey guys, look! It's a Zoophile!
Person 2: What a loser!
Person 3: I bet their family and friends abandoned them!
by ThePoggersMan October 21, 2023
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zoophile recovery

A zoophile who decided to go to therapy and try to get better instead of feeding into their sick fantasies and raping animals. Very much valid. (the recovery, If you want to rape animals and NOT get better then fuck you)
Katie: Did you hear? Mike is going to therapy.
Khris: Yeah, Hes a zoophile thats trying to get better and remove the sick fucking images from his mind. Hes going to zoophile recovery.
Katie: Good. Zoophiles are horrible.
by kendrick lamars left ass cheek September 20, 2024
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Zoophile

Revolting scum straight from the bottom ring of hell. Can't form actual relationships so decide to abuse innocent animals.
Greg: Hey Dan I think I'm a zoophile

Dan: Jump off a bridge

Greg: Ok!
by ilikecorn3423 January 24, 2024
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zoophile

That one person (Adam Dall) that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.
Adam Dall: Hey man is it ok if your dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sure dont do any weird stuff though.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*
by An Smarrt pearsun December 30, 2023
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Zoophile

A person who does something so cool, that it should be put in a zoo so it can be rewatched by visitors
Holy shit bro, you just hit a cork 1080, you’re a zoophile
by TlovesRocky’sD April 10, 2023
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Zoophile

Non-human creatures who roam this planet, corrupting the virgin soil in which it limps along. The Zoophile lives a life of constant fear. Because it knows that if it were to hold an event to celebrate it's kind, there would be bullets and bombs.
Report @hereforthezoo on Twitter (I'm never calling it X) and tell him to get his toast out with 2 metal forks while you're at it. Fucking degenerate dog rapist zoophile.
by extraordinarily stupid September 7, 2023
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Zoophile

A person that is sexually attracted to (or REALLY likes) non-human animals, (e.g: Dogs)
and are probably trying to get into the LGBTQ+ and Furry community. (they will never accept zoophiles)
Person 1: Yo I heard that robin is a Zoophile
Person 2: *gets a shotgun* where is he, I just wanna talk to him, I JUST WANNA TALK TO HIM.
by itslordteamswitched March 20, 2025
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