Are fast fingers that strike suddenly and without warning. Typically this happens while being distracted. (Normally these elves strike during the act of making out.)
Jim Bob and Sally Jo were making out in the parking lot, after their date. While Sally Jo was distracting Jim Bob, the zipper elves struck, and to Jim Bob's surprise he could feel a cool breeze down under. Jim Bob didn't seem to mind :-)
by BoraBora83 November 05, 2013
by Lake Lee Prism April 03, 2017
When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.
Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.
by caporegime August 14, 2021
Scar - often leading up the centre of the abdomen - from a spray of gunshots. Scar is in line with the zipper of the pants.
"Homie got shot right in the stomach."
"Did he die?"
"Nah, but once dem' scars heal he gon' have himself a Compton zipper."
"Did he die?"
"Nah, but once dem' scars heal he gon' have himself a Compton zipper."
by Crenshawn February 25, 2016
by cornychips June 05, 2021
When you're in grade 5 and you need a post science class circumcision because you didn't tuck your willy and your zipper is made of metal.
by zipsondeck February 14, 2022
The gruesome act of gutting a hooker or prostitute with a curved knife usually from the lower stomach or vagina to the chin. Is pacticed mostly in South America and Asia.
Detective 1- We found her body in a ravine. It appears she was guatamalan zippered.
Detective 2- (while removing glasses dramatically) My god that is cruel.
Detective 2- (while removing glasses dramatically) My god that is cruel.
by hookah guttah 4 July 03, 2009