riding the zipper

to grind, or have clothed sex

She was great at riding the zipper.

by zipper lover August 27, 2016

Anal Zipper

An Anal Zipper is slang for butthole.

She told me she likes it when I lick her Anal Zipper.

by Lake Lee Prism April 3, 2017

Zipper Dick

When you're in grade 5 and you need a post science class circumcision because you didn't tuck your willy and your zipper is made of metal.

Nobody wants to see your "Zipper Dick"

by zipsondeck February 14, 2022

rearside zipper

Derogatory term for a homosexual person, the metaphor being of course about anal sex, hence the position of the zipper (in the rear). Can be used either to talk about the person itself (see first example) or to point out a characteristic of said person (see second example)

First example :

Steve : Dude, check out the rearside zipper at the bar ! Gotta tell Andy, he needs to get some ass fast, the pillow partition is barely keeping him at bay these days...
Dave : Word, man, word.

Second example :

Kyle : Oh bro, I just spotted a major queer man !
Brian : Where ? Jesus ! The dude does have a major rearside zipper indeed !
Kyle : You know it !
(Homophobic and highly unethical high-five)

by Klisstoriss April 16, 2012

Zipper Marks

Abrasions, usually located about the face, resulting from contact with the zipper of another's pants. Often caused by one's inpatience to give one's partner a "hummer."

Q: Hey, how did Lauren get those scratches on her face?
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!

by PM December 4, 2003

zipper kiss

When one's penis or pubic hair gets caught in a zipper, and pinches.

"Oh man, I was just peeing so hardcore and when I finished, I got a zipper kiss."

by cadaverefiore July 26, 2012

Guatamalan zipper

The gruesome act of gutting a hooker or prostitute with a curved knife usually from the lower stomach or vagina to the chin. Is pacticed mostly in South America and Asia.

Detective 1- We found her body in a ravine. It appears she was guatamalan zippered.
Detective 2- (while removing glasses dramatically) My god that is cruel.

by hookah guttah 4 July 3, 2009