zaid

a fat Arab boy
usually has:
a severe amount of bushy bumfluff
a wanking addiction
flavoured air infected lungs
turdnugget eating addiction
general eating addiction
a tiny penis
gonorrhoea
an obsession with group chats

severe loneliness

"Bro you seriously need to hop on a diet and go outside, you're turning into a Zaid"
"icl su I am the zid of the zad of the zod. take some zaidinis and leave me in peace with my food"

by shalom1234 April 22, 2025

Zaid

the big bomber boy

Guy: Did you hear what happened on 9/11?
Guy 2: It was a big Zaid incident.

by TotallyNotAZaidFriend May 21, 2025

Zaid Shahid Moment

When you try to make a good rebuttle to someone's roast but you end up sounding gay as fuck because all you do is play Fortnite all day

"I wasn't trying to be funny" (gay voice)

"Haha that's a Zaid Shahid Moment"

by Zmoney0812 April 26, 2024

Zaid cipher

A guy born to bring balance in the world
to end the cycle of hatred and bring absolute peace in the world

he will bring end to the country system and bring every country under one flag
The cipher federation

Zaid cipher is the overlord of the cipher federation and rules over earth

by -1, A , -1 ^1/2 , (b^2 - 4ac) February 12, 2024

Zaid

Zaid is a chill dude. Prolly has massive ass. Very smart but lacks common sense

OMG! Look at Zaid! Hes so fucking stupid

by abglmaooo March 6, 2024

Zaid

Zaid is the type of boy you dream about after speaking to for a week. He'll always be by your side patiently.

Zaid is extremely tolerant but you do not want to bring up park ees in front of him or else you will hear some choice words.
Zaids vocabulary is extensive and colourful. He can always carry a conversation and can carry you as well!

Girl one: where do you see a clown?
Girl two: There he is! *pointing to Zaid*

by Mangoes05 March 31, 2024