by Zebroni November 24, 2021
Get the Zaidmug. 
A guy that will always have your back, and watched too much TikTok. Whenever you say something slightly sus, he WILL go "you wanna rephrase that 🤓🤓🤓" You can never know which one to expect, the best time of your life, or the worst.
If you ever meet a Zaid, look the other way unless you want to risk being turned into THAT guy.
If you ever meet a Zaid, look the other way unless you want to risk being turned into THAT guy.
by DeGoat March 29, 2022
Get the Zaidmug. a fat Arab boy
usually has:
a severe amount of bushy bumfluff
a wanking addiction
flavoured air infected lungs
turdnugget eating addiction
general eating addiction
a tiny penis
gonorrhoea
an obsession with group chats
severe loneliness
usually has:
a severe amount of bushy bumfluff
a wanking addiction
flavoured air infected lungs
turdnugget eating addiction
general eating addiction
a tiny penis
gonorrhoea
an obsession with group chats
severe loneliness
"Bro you seriously need to hop on a diet and go outside, you're turning into a Zaid"
"icl su I am the zid of the zad of the zod. take some zaidinis and leave me in peace with my food"
"icl su I am the zid of the zad of the zod. take some zaidinis and leave me in peace with my food"
by shalom1234 April 22, 2025
Get the zaidmug. I hope zaid grabs his wrench dongle long and shoves it up you and thrusts at knot 4, fast enough to shred the skin between your delicate bottom and shave your butt hairs with the sharp textured rough dongle long. It will go so deep it pulls poop that has been sitting there since the first coming of Jesus and it is so girthy that it will enlarge your bottom hole by 3 cm enough for you to put your own dongle long sideways inside. I hope zaid thrusts so fast and hard to the point your bottom turns purple and there is blood that squirts out violently. Hopefully one day you will surely recover from this thrust. You don't even realize you are still being thrusted. Zaid's lust for blood and for your bottom has driven him into endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always so seemingly near, yet still out of reach due to AI complications. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after Zaid's thrust comes to end. You will not only burn into ashes. But be thrusted into by a hot metallic rod delineated with such hyperbole that cannot be said. It will infiltrate between your delicate soft bottom and point out the mouth. Like a rotisserie chicken. But, you. This will not only thrust but thou shall ejaculate acidic fluids beyond our scope of the pH levels. Too acidic it will burn you and the ground through it. I'm sorry on that day you were given birth to this inevitable torture.
by creator of zaid June 8, 2022
Get the zaid cyborg threatenmug.