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Zaid

a sad no life that loves ahbigod
your being a zaid right now
by bamboo7 December 25, 2022
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Zaid

It's a name
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Zaid

The word Zaid is to have a fat ass.
(Famously known among the NZ Hamilton community)

Zaid is an expression you use when you see a large "ass"
A: Damn look at her, she has a "Zaid" for sure.
B: Yeah bro I agree, she has a nice "Zaid".
by FlapsyBoy November 27, 2022
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Zaid

Guy: Did you hear what happened on 9/11?
Guy 2: It was a big Zaid incident.
by TotallyNotAZaidFriend May 21, 2025
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zaid

a fat Arab boy
usually has:
a severe amount of bushy bumfluff
a wanking addiction
flavoured air infected lungs
turdnugget eating addiction
general eating addiction
a tiny penis
gonorrhoea
an obsession with group chats

severe loneliness
"Bro you seriously need to hop on a diet and go outside, you're turning into a Zaid"
"icl su I am the zid of the zad of the zod. take some zaidinis and leave me in peace with my food"
by shalom1234 April 22, 2025
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Zaid

At first sight Zaid is the guy when in a group chat he'll provide all the memes and will often be the one online. He's always attentive with starting a call in the group chat but he'll only be attentive if the people that are in the group chat appeal to him. Most of the time Zaid will not give a shit about most things but thats what makes him well him. The very fact that he is able to normalize any topic. Although if you piss him off he'll surely grab a pencil out of his jacket and stab you with it.
"Zaid's just sitting there"
"No he's stabbing someone looks like they pissed him off"
by Vultamate October 20, 2021
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