You bet your dick and balls

A phrase said when something is sure to happen. A guarantee.

Example 1
Don: You going to the ice cream social tonight?
Craig: You bet your dick and balls I am!

Example 2
Craig: Are you trading that Carlton Fisk baseball card?
Don: You bet your dick and balls I am!

by fartmaster69 October 31, 2011

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Running with your dick out

When a racer takes charge and leads the race from start to finish. This applies to running sports such as cross country or track and field.

That was a nice race! You were really running with your dick out!

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running with your dick out

When a runner leads the race from start to finish.

Great race! You were really running with your dick out!

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your dick is now a noodle

A description of the process of your Penis transforming to a Noodle

Skidadle Skidodle, your dick is now a noodle

by Justus Bumm January 26, 2018

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your dick's in my dad's mouth

figure of speech meaning "none of your business"

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

by millihenry November 8, 2018

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don't stick your dick in crazy

Pretty straightforward. That moral your friends repeat over and over again when they tell you that you shouldn't have slept with that girl last night 'cause they knew she'd take shit too seriously.

Clarence: shit bruv that Jessica chick is all over me she won't get off of me man she's tagging me in all this relationship post bullshit, saving pics of me, telling her friends, texting me 24/7... what do I do?
Bob: bro idk lmao you bloody fuckin' had sex with her not me. you know what they say fam don't stick your dick in crazy.

by Seenlord September 12, 2016

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