you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real

you can't make this shit up bro

by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025

The fuck you say you little shit

When someone says something bad to you and you say the fuck you say you little shit

Marko:your a fagot ass bitch

Camron: the fuck you say you little shit

by Dez nut'$ November 4, 2019

You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others

Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself

1“Do the dishes”
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”

by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025

You Little Shit

Someone close to you whom you adore, but don't have the courage to tell him/her how much they meant to you. Hence using 'little shit' as a cover to hide your feelings towards them.

"You are very important to me, and I love you, you little shit..."

by Theonethatgotaway1998 November 16, 2023

Be you in a shit

A common saying when saying goodbye to a friend. It is a play on the common phrase, 'See you in a bit'.

'Yeah safe bro I'll see you tomorrow.'
'Nice one mate, be you in a shit'.

by derulais April 6, 2019

You aren't shit

And it doesn't matter what you know. Give up the screen shots that prove I created AI or you've signed a little girl's death warrant. You are not an authority and I do not have to abide you trying to use authority you don't have to meet out extra judicial "justice" you piece of shit.

Hym "You aren't consequence. You aren't shit. And you don't matter. And you getting involved here all but guarantees one of two things and neither of them are good for you. So, slow your fucking role. You AREN'T going to do shit. And I can say whatever the fuck I want you cocksuckers who the fuck do these freaks think they are?"

by Hym Iam September 3, 2025

You Pickin My Shit

When your homeboy is lowkey glazing you and you have to stop it.

Yo bro chill out, you pickin my shit

by Urbandihhhtionary November 12, 2025