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Yorkshire

Worst county in North England. Almost as bad as South England. Lancashire is better and we won the war of the roses
I don't like Yorkshire
by MESYETI April 23, 2025
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Yorkshire tie

When a gentleman rests his penis on another’s neck ( both men must be erect) leaving the testicles to hang down as if they were a tie.
Oi jacob, get over here and give us one of your famous Yorkshire Ties would ya?
by BigOlJD May 31, 2019
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Yorkshire Teabagging

When you go see Six Feet Below, a metal band from Bradford, and mid-set they bless you with one of their signature Yorkshire Teabags, a sacred act in their ongoing attempt to summon Sean Bean from the bastard dimension.
“I never thought I’d be saying this, but I genuinely want Six Feet Below to give me a good Yorkshire Teabagging. I'll do it for His Royal Highness, Sean Bean, I'll do it for Yorkshire, ye bastard.”
by Six Feet Below August 25, 2025
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Yorkshire

God's own County, except Barnsley, that's a shithole.

The people there talk in the best accent ever and get priced out of anything at around £0.02, also home of Sean Bean, Christopher Eccleston and my dad. No one there is sober and you *will* be stabbed
"Where did you go on holiday"
"Yorkshire"
"Oh so that's why you're pissed and have a fatal stab wound!"
by unspecified_unicorn July 20, 2020
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yorkshire piss squeak

normally a little rat faced fucker who drinks in excess while in some home made saloon in some little inbred town in the area of Yorkshire.. more than likely they are

normally a little scrawny weak spineless cunt, but once they have some put some golden juice in them, they grow a set of ball's, and come out of there shell.. normally giving it the tough guy only to fold like a true coward once they remember there writing cheques there little piss squeak body can't cash

king of piss squeaks # paul white

# yorkshire piss squeak
by Phil Blade June 26, 2023
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Settle north Yorkshire

Settle north Yorkshire a place in the middle of the Yorkshire Dale's it is barren wasteland where the majority of its residents think it is the garden of eden but in reality it is just grass there is not a lot of entertaining activities to do but they are some things such as going to booths to play a game with your friends to see how quickly can you loose your money on things that should not cost the amount they are here if you are wondering a dairy milk chocolate bar cost almost £3:00 but the butchers their is very good so a 10/10 store there is also the coop where the cashiers look like they are going to kill themselves but the cashiers will sell you energy drinks even if you are under 16 so it is a magnificent store a rate it 10/10. There are two parks one near booths and one near the local private school the first park is where the youth battle each other to try and attract the opposite sex there to motive behind this is so the can try and mate so they can spread there Gene's but it more like a virus. The second park is where the youth go late at night to drink alcohol such as WKD which disgusts me since I am a Kooparberg man myself there is castleberg Craig where you can see the whole this place is a great place if you want to assassinate someone with a sniper rifle so I rare it 10/10 fun for the whole family
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yorkshire wank

Four blokes in a field having a communal tug
I saw those guys having a Yorkshire wank on the moors few days ago
by James Brucellosis July 9, 2016
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