Basically Minions for millennials, normies, and people who got in the hype of buying disney plus just to watch The Mandalorian until the show is over and people stop giving their shekels to Disney.
person 1: OMG BABY YODA IS FUCKING ADORABLE AS SHIT!
person 2: IKR I WANT TO HAVE BABY YODA!
person 1: NO I WANT BABY YODA MORE!
person 2: STFU! BABY YODA IS MINE!
person 3: OMG FUCK OFF ABOUT THIS BABY YODA SHIT!
person 2: IKR I WANT TO HAVE BABY YODA!
person 1: NO I WANT BABY YODA MORE!
person 2: STFU! BABY YODA IS MINE!
person 3: OMG FUCK OFF ABOUT THIS BABY YODA SHIT!
by jojotard53 December 17, 2019

To take a massive dookie... so huge, and powerful that it could speak universal truths from the bowl, before you flush him away...
Dude, I just curled a yoda that was so massive it cloged the hopper...don't you have a plunger in this place?
Tomorrow when I curl a yoda, he's definitely gonna be sporting some of this delish corn...
Tomorrow when I curl a yoda, he's definitely gonna be sporting some of this delish corn...
by @arfarf2 September 1, 2011

by DuckFarts February 8, 2010

A sexual position based on Yoda, agility, and the force. Danger level is very high, but the end result makes it worth while.
At the beginning of a double yoda, your partner latches on to your back and you engage in a backflip. The partner then jumps off in mid flip and as you both land, you insert from behind. A force-binding cry should ensue. Appropriate cries include, "Afraid are you?" and "Can you feel the force?"
by Chris x 2 and will October 10, 2006

The syndrome of getting your sentences muddled when under pressure or being made nervous, so one sounds like Yoda from Star Wars i.e. when a person you are attracted to starts talking to you.
Josh: Hey Mandy, What you doing this weekend?
Mandy: Going mum with shoppin at the mall.
Josh: What?
Mandy: (Gets embarrased)I totally have Yoda Syndrome
Mandy: Going mum with shoppin at the mall.
Josh: What?
Mandy: (Gets embarrased)I totally have Yoda Syndrome
by Auntyherbs March 8, 2007

by EROCK83 March 24, 2009

A yoda bong is a game.
When your parents find something that they THINK is yours but cant prove it is yours so they leave it somewhere to see if you take it.
Comes for the ancient Syria myth of the city of Cowper where the Queen Jennytalia found a bong shaped like yoda in the alley next to their house and believed it to be her sons. It was not her sons but she left it next to the bin for weeks and weeks temping the sons stoner friends. The temptation got too much and the bong was taken! At that time the Queens son was frowned upon...but he was actually innocent. The moral is of the flaw in the Yoda Bong
When your parents find something that they THINK is yours but cant prove it is yours so they leave it somewhere to see if you take it.
Comes for the ancient Syria myth of the city of Cowper where the Queen Jennytalia found a bong shaped like yoda in the alley next to their house and believed it to be her sons. It was not her sons but she left it next to the bin for weeks and weeks temping the sons stoner friends. The temptation got too much and the bong was taken! At that time the Queens son was frowned upon...but he was actually innocent. The moral is of the flaw in the Yoda Bong
Dude 1- why is the porn that i leave hidden behind the toilet in the garbage?
Dude-2 I have a bad feeling about this
Dude 1- Man im taking this back
Dude 2- NO! ITS A YODA BONG MAN!!!
Dude-2 I have a bad feeling about this
Dude 1- Man im taking this back
Dude 2- NO! ITS A YODA BONG MAN!!!
by Trevor "Wanker" Cowper April 5, 2009
