My asshole neighbor never picks up his dogs droppings. Instead he leaves them behind and waits for unknowing people to step on the yard bombs.
by LZ 822 August 17, 2012
The generic soda others bring to your party that are so bad you don't even want to bring them in the house after the party is over. So you leave them in the cooler out in the yard until the neighbor kids drink them.
What should we do with all this crappy generic soda left from the party? Leave it in the cooler and tell the neighborhood kids there is free yard soda this week.
by Bobnoxious69 June 16, 2009
The evidence or remains of a catatrophic accident or wipeout, in which the victim's belongings are scattered or spread out across a large area (resembling a traditional yard sale).
by braver October 08, 2003
A car that you don't drive but you leave it in front of the house. This is a yard car. You leave it in front of the house to make it look like someone is home. Unlike an earlier definition, this car must be believable, that is no flats, no grass growing under it, or other indications that it might not be in use. Wash it. Move it, that is, push it at least ten feet every few days. To friends you don't entirely trust, refer to it as "Bubba's Volvo" and mention Bubba being on probation.
Neighbor: Hey, Jim. I dropped by the other day to borrow your weed eater, which I'll return with the hedge trimmer. That Volvo was here, but nobody answered the door.
Resident: Oh, yeah. That's Bubba's Volvo. He drops by once in a while, especially when he needs to avoid his probation officer.
Neighbor: Lemme get that trimmer for you. (exit neighbor).
Resident (muttering to himself):
Yard cars are a good thing.
Resident: Oh, yeah. That's Bubba's Volvo. He drops by once in a while, especially when he needs to avoid his probation officer.
Neighbor: Lemme get that trimmer for you. (exit neighbor).
Resident (muttering to himself):
Yard cars are a good thing.
by ShinySonia October 04, 2006
A hired person who walks around school campuses, strictly, and wrongfully, enforcing rules which may or may not exist.
by Ryan Black December 31, 2003
the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.
also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination
also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination
by dbswir December 03, 2015
A cigar that is smoked in ones front, back, or side yard due to its cheaper cost and less that par flavor.
by The real main man April 06, 2017