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shave your balls

(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.

Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.

Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.

Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
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Who got your balls in a knot?

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.
Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?
by James Mcagee August 6, 2024
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Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.
Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.
by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021
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Fire ball your world

When you fuck your buddy’s scooter up then he try’s fucking you mun
I’m going to fire ball your world Andrew you fucking bitch ramping the fucks out of my scooter
by Tounge puncher November 1, 2018
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put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce
you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.
by tomato sauce guy March 12, 2018
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Sounds like water's traveling through your balls

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.
"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."
by AndrosLesbian June 16, 2023
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smackin your balls

1) The act of messing with someone
2) Embellishing a story to fool someone
Guy #1- Dude, I just hooked up with the head cheerleader!
Guy #2- No way man! How was it?
Guy #1- I'm just smackin your balls dude, I had to settle for your sister again.
by thesmallerbiggs November 15, 2011
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