According to humans, yes means no. Also according to humans, humans are indecisive as fuck and can't choose between yes and no. So if you say the word yes to a question which was a yes or no question, there is a high chance your answer doesn't matter at all.
''Would you like bread?'' ''Yes, please.'' ''Well ok, if you didn't want bread you could have just told me honestly.''
by Ohiokindanicetho November 26, 2022

by solo yolo May 8, 2018

Bob: I love cookies
Jerry: Yes
Bob: What?
Jerry: Yes
Bob: Why are you saying yes?
Jerry: Yes
Bob: No legit why
Jerry: Yes
Bob: .........
Jerry: Yes
Bob: What?
Jerry: Yes
Bob: Why are you saying yes?
Jerry: Yes
Bob: No legit why
Jerry: Yes
Bob: .........
by Chicken the Nugget August 6, 2020

by Kobe Bryant February 24, 2005
