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Poon Bagel with Cream Cheese

When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.
Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific
by King of Poon January 7, 2009
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furry tuna taco with extra cheese

noun. A term used to describe a females hairy, juicey "in a bad way" vagina.
Why did you throw a munch on rosie o'donald's furry tuna taco with extra cheese.
by joedaddy April 14, 2004
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gettin crazy with the cheese whiz

(adj) a phrase that describes the extremely crazy or eager antics of a person. Or how into the topic or action a person is.
Brent was straight gettin crazy with the cheese whiz when he was talkin about goin space dockin or givin a Jackson Pollock while at work!
by Wes Sizzle June 18, 2007
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Bagel with cream cheese

5 or more men cum on a bagel. The last person to cum has to eat it.
Bobby:"I can't believe I had to eat the bagel with cream cheese."

Max:"It's all in the practice."
by BURR!2 May 13, 2011
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The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.

H posted a picture of L cooking this dish
I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?

L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)
by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022
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hot bagel with cream cheese

There's nothing better than a hot bagel with cream cheese to get the day started.
by ldslngr July 9, 2014
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half and half with cream cheese

A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex, finished by ejaculating in her mouth.
That trick just gave me a half and half with cream cheese for the low and let me finish on her face
by Joes Endo August 30, 2016
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