wanking with dinosaurs

BBC TV show (yet unaired) about the masturbatory customs of Tyrannosaurus Sex, Orgasmosaurus Ferox and other Mezozoic critters.

Did you know that little Velociraptors got off by humping the leg of giant sauropods?
Did you know that Microraptor Zhaoianus had a feathered dork?
If you didn't, then watch Wanking With Dinosaurs!

by Hugh G Rection May 29, 2005

bi-winning

the act of winning both here and there
not to be confused with bi-polar which has low points

Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning,
I'm winning here and I'm winning there.

by blopo March 18, 2011

award winning

This term is used to connote positivity, or negativity with a particular situation, or object.

On its own, the term is good. But, mix up your words a bit, and you can flip it around to make it seem bad.

"Dude I crashed into a manure truck the other day."
"I'm not surprised, your driving isn't exactly award winning."

"That Klipspringer is an award winning son of a bitch."

"Dude, Terry is so rico suave with the ladies, it's award winning."

by Raney November 19, 2004

Bi Winning

The art of always winning weather your filiming two and a half men or slamming 7 gram rocks.

Liz and Dustin are bi winning

by oriental express 4 March 23, 2011

Wanking Simon

A variation of the "Peeping Tom", the "Wanking Simon" also falls into the wider subcategory of the "Peep-Wank". Like his cousin Tom, the Wanking Simon will be found peeping through chinks in the curtain or gaps in the timber Venetian blinds at unsuspecting victims who are in a state of undress. The Simon will be simultaneously getting his wank on, hence the name "Wanking Simon". Participants commonly engage in sweater-wearing, as it has been found that a tight knit weave is perfect for brushing over the beaded brow expected from such exertion.

"Why, look at that man over there! He's peeping through the gaps in the timber Venetian blinds of the neighbour's spa house! What is he doing?"

"He's wanking! And look! He's wearing a sweater!"

"By God, you're right! It's a Wanking Simon! Call the police!"

by Hauparu Bay December 17, 2011

A winning streak

Winning three consecutive games

Lou Brown: We won a game yesterday, if we win one today that's two in a row. If we win one tomorrow that's called a winning streak. It has happened before. SO LET'S JACK IT UP A LITTLE!

by just a bit outside June 1, 2013

wanking spanners

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

by Codiak July 31, 2003