Incognito window

the porn window for Google chrome, let's you go on any site without having to erase your browsing history.

incognito window doesn't affect the behavior of other people, servers, or software. Be wary of:
Websites that collect or share information about you
Internet service providers or employers that track the pages you visit
Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys
Surveillance by secret agents
People standing behind you

by rage'n'dane May 19, 2013

Windows Vista

Clearly the best operating system that has ever been programmed up to date. I only wish we all could give more money, hugs, and kisses to all the wonderful people out there that have developed this majestic operating system. It is extremely easy to use, we have added more exciting features to improve your computer using experience and we know you will love it. Throw your MacBook in the dumpster, and get Windows Vista now.

Omg look at this beauty! THis must be a windows vista!

omg after looking at a windows vista I realized the meaning of life!

by BarryAllenTheFlash February 19, 2017

Fuck Windows

What you yell out when your computer is acting like a complete piece of shit and you are just sick and tired of it.

Fuck Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!

by jkferfnerwsdcijaoifjerfujqefiu April 4, 2015

Windows ME

It crashes.
A lot.
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!

*error beep*
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
*harddrive dies*

by Krill December 30, 2003

window shopper

People that browse expensive stores and never buy anything. A new song by 50 cent - window shopper.

Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad at me, I think I know why
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the jewelry store lookin' at shit you can't buy
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the dealership tryna get a test drive
Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad as fuck when you see me ride by

by oldschool rosendahl December 25, 2005

windorphins

Pathetic attempt at viral marketing by eBay. Windorphins are a play off of "endorphins," except instead of bring triggered by physical activity, windorphins are triggered by "winning" Ebay auctions.

Bob: I just won a laptop on eBay for $1000!
Bill: You can buy that laptop at BestBuy for $500...
Bob: I don't care, I can feel the windorphins!!

by dydy August 24, 2007

Windows 2007

What dumbasses who don't realize what fucking year it is call Windows 7.

So does this computer come with Windows 2007.
It's 2009... *sigh*

by PCHO February 18, 2010