The act of which a female called the "Pole" (fully shaven and naked) covers herself it grease or oil, then doing a head stand puts her legs in a pike position, while a male called the "Blade" (also fully shaven and naked) covers himself in grease then inserts himself inside the "Pole's" vagina, then forms himself in a planking position, two other people called "Twerlers" (doesn't matter male or female) then sit on both sides of the figure that the "Pole" and the " blade" have made and spin the "Blade" in a counter-clockwise direction as fast as they can, sort of like a windmill. It is said so be pleasure full experience for the whole family.
Guy 1: Hey, Bill wanted us to come to his house tonight.
Guy 2: He probably wanted us to be the "Twerlers" in The Greasy Windmill.
Guy 1: Lets Do It!!
Guy 2: He probably wanted us to be the "Twerlers" in The Greasy Windmill.
Guy 1: Lets Do It!!
by K-antelope December 1, 2015
Get the The Greasy Windmill mug.When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.
“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
“Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.
“Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.
by Guignol September 12, 2021
Get the Dutch Windmill mug.When you are totally brain dead, and you are going in a cycle of lies that you fall for, such as very obviously fake television advertisements.
by theunfunnyfound August 22, 2020
Get the windmill brains mug.When you dress up like Willy Wonka and start hitting from the back with a midget and you stand up with them still mounted on your dick and then you spin them around I’m a circular motion like the blades of a windmill, the midget can be male or female but dressing them up like an Oompa Loompa is not optional
“Hey bro how’d your date go last night?”
“It was great man, she’s a midget so I gave her a wonka windmill”
“It was great man, she’s a midget so I gave her a wonka windmill”
by J-dub August 1, 2020
Get the Wonka Windmill mug.When you go down on a girl and pull her tampon out with your teeth by the string and do the helicopter with it.
She stared blankly at me as I sprayed blood all over the room doing the Oklahoma windmill with her soaked tampon.
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Hey girl, check this out you say with the string clenched between your teeth.
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Hey man I gave your auntie the Oklahoma windmill last night.
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Hey girl, check this out you say with the string clenched between your teeth.
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Hey man I gave your auntie the Oklahoma windmill last night.
by Big red Olaf February 17, 2022
Get the Oklahoma windmill mug.Dancing in an erratic fashion. Having spasms of the body that one considers dancing. Other dancers need to stay clear for fear of getting accidentally punched. Also known as the Elaine.
Dude 1: "Hey, check out that chick dancing over there"
Dude 2: "Ha! She looks like a windmill with fists!"
Dude 1: "Yeah. You'd better duck!"
Dude 2: "Ha! She looks like a windmill with fists!"
Dude 1: "Yeah. You'd better duck!"
by nappuc March 20, 2010
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