windmill brains

When you are totally brain dead, and you are going in a cycle of lies that you fall for, such as very obviously fake television advertisements.
You must be completely fucking retarded for buying a Shark Ninja product, you have Windmill Brains.
by theunfunnyfound August 22, 2020
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Hungarian Windmill

A sexual act in which a small Hungarian woman rotates 365 degrees on a Hungarian Cock (*see Hungarian cock definition)
Zoltar - “Hey Anna, want to try the Hungarian Windmill tonight?”
Anna - “Yes! I’d love to spin around on your Hungarian cock!”
by LemonMary January 13, 2023
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Dutch Windmill

When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.
“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.
by Guignol September 12, 2021
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Minnesota Windmill

The act of unleashing your biggest, wettest fart in your girl's face and then fanning the fumes by waving your penis around in a circle.
Debra said she wasn't in the mood. That all changed after I gave her a Minnesota Windmill.
by CorylnTheHouse December 02, 2016
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Texas Windmill

Is when a man is about to blow his load, he quickly jumps up and hangs onto the ceiling fan and blows it in a circular wimdmill fashion.
Winston Texas windmilled me last night
by Bigchubnknutz April 13, 2020
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The Greasy Windmill

The act of which a female called the "Pole" (fully shaven and naked) covers herself it grease or oil, then doing a head stand puts her legs in a pike position, while a male called the "Blade" (also fully shaven and naked) covers himself in grease then inserts himself inside the "Pole's" vagina, then forms himself in a planking position, two other people called "Twerlers" (doesn't matter male or female) then sit on both sides of the figure that the "Pole" and the " blade" have made and spin the "Blade" in a counter-clockwise direction as fast as they can, sort of like a windmill. It is said so be pleasure full experience for the whole family.
Guy 1: Hey, Bill wanted us to come to his house tonight.
Guy 2: He probably wanted us to be the "Twerlers" in The Greasy Windmill.
Guy 1: Lets Do It!!
by K-antelope October 11, 2015
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Windmill with fists

Dancing in an erratic fashion. Having spasms of the body that one considers dancing. Other dancers need to stay clear for fear of getting accidentally punched. Also known as the Elaine.
Dude 1: "Hey, check out that chick dancing over there"
Dude 2: "Ha! She looks like a windmill with fists!"
Dude 1: "Yeah. You'd better duck!"
by nappuc March 21, 2010
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