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Willow

Person 1: Hey look is Willow
Person 2: Oh yeah her, she is a dumb fuck
by BladeCar November 13, 2020
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Willows are some of the most amazing people to have in your life. Fiery, passionate, and great friends, Willows will always be there for you in a pinch. They have a tendency to be reliable people, and make amazing lovers as they will go any distance for the people they care about. Willows naturally have an amazing sense of fashion, and plan the best dates you will ever fucking go on, literally no joke. Don't be surprised if they're LGBTQIA+.

Although Willows may radiate confidence, they are actually very sensitive people and can most certainly be smol beans at times. They can have very low self esteem, which they will make up for with wearing flashy and stunning clothes that make everyone, regardless of gender, stare in awe. As well as having a sensitive side, they always have a dark side. Always. If you have a Willow who doesn't have a dark side, they're an impostor. Sus as fuck. Willows will do almost anything for their friends, family (although they do usually have daddy issues), and lovers. I definitely wouldn't even put murder past them to be honest. Whenever they're not being a smol bean they're usually plotting the over-throw of the world, so be prepared to help them with that. And if your knives go missing... well be prepared to say goodbye to that abusive person from your past.

Overall, you're god damned lucky if you have a Willow in your life. Never let them go or you'll regret it, and that's a fact.
Willow: "Hey Kai, can you help me put away all of the soft blankets and the 14 empty ice-cream cartons on the floor away? I'm late for my gay cult meeting discussing the overthrow of Mars because I had to watch one more episode of Pushing Daisies because the last one ended on a cliff hanger. Thanks!"
Kai"..." *Starts cleaning up begrudgingly*
by KaiBoi_Senpai November 16, 2020
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A really shitty person. Could either be your best friend for life or could potentially ruin your life and make you feel like shit. Mostly used to show a shitty person.
“They are acting like Willow!”
by chomper July 16, 2021
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willow is the coolest name out there. it’s unique yet cool. aesthetic yet classic. much better than the name giuliana.
willow is so cool. i love willow’s name!!
by yourmilfymom July 17, 2021
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Willow is very laggy super laggy that he could destroy the world with the wifi he has. He is 72 and likes teachers and is 5'0 lmao. Dudes very mean in a bad wifi way.
"Bro my wifi is very willow today"
by wiekqlwoow August 10, 2021
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Big birb woman

Has skull dog thing as her boyfriend

Very scary and will fucking end your life if you touch her child (milo)
Hey Willow your fucking tall and your child is small af how comes?
Willow: Don't ask me dumbass ask the child :shrug:
by Nisnwad September 1, 2021
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Willow are really crazy and have about 6 to 10 friends. They are kind of dramatic but they don't like dramatic people. Willow also cry a lot but they laugh when other people cry or make faces. They are medium height and will be pretty tall when they grow up. Willow will kill someone if they have to.
Willow is a psycho.
by Eleanor<3 November 20, 2021
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