Wiener Wash

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.

*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!

by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010

wiener junkie

A “sausage” aficionado.

Bridget sure likes to eat a lot of strange “sausages”. She’s a real wiener junkie.

by Wisco96 February 8, 2018

wiener cuz

The relationship between two friends that have slept with the same girl.

Steve: You slept with that girl last night?
James: Yeah, why?
Steve: I slept with her two weeks ago, that makes you my wiener cuz.

by Ginger Swede June 10, 2010

wiener stiff

An alternate term used when negotiating a price on an item for sale. Used in place of “firm”

Are you wiener stiff on that price?

by A Goat among Sheep February 28, 2022

wiener pig

A woman who is in constant search of a new male sexual partner, may or may not dress in a provocative manner. Wiener pigs search for a new male sex partner like it is an addiction. Wiener pigs are also very territorial, they tend to claim there past and present victims as their territory almost similar to a dog or cat marking their territory.

Lee told all the guys in the area to hold on to their pants because the wiener pigs have arrived and they would try and take them off to claim a new sexual partner.

by Jacqueline Li April 23, 2014

Wiener crease

The crease of your wiener where interesting things are.

Hey, is that mustard in your wiener crease?
Would you like some mustard in your wiener crease?

by Gatorsara May 20, 2022

Hot Wiener

To have an STD most likely Gohnorrea giving your penis a burning or hot feeling

Austin: Bro I fucked this girl last week and now it burns when I pee.

Dustin: Bro you got a hot wiener get that shit checked out.

by aicwebbtmac November 16, 2017