When a fat guy eats someone with dreadlocks, and the dreadlocks get caught in their anus on the way out, and so become like horrible tentacles when they fart.
by LK86 February 26, 2011

Animals with hugely misshapened body parts, such as feet, eyes, grins, etc.
Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.
Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.
This Twisted Whiskers calendar has a picture of a cat with a screwed up grin that says "Let a smile be your umbrella... but plan on getting soaked." for April...
by another_freak May 1, 2005

by Alejandro De Le Ghetto October 8, 2003

by Maximus Bluntoff April 26, 2006

An ass whisker is a hair you pull OUT OF YOUR ASS. Also something you may call so.eone when they are being a bitch, say "ads whisker" instead of "asshole" "butthole" "bitch" or "crap pile" or can be ass whiskers
Bob saggot: your a little coochie on a stick
Le monks: well your a ass whisker and a pile of Ass Whiskers
Le monks: well your a ass whisker and a pile of Ass Whiskers
by MinionGorl November 2, 2019

I got to third base with A hottie from the party last night and found out she has a huge whisker bisquit.
by jason browne June 11, 2022

Freckles occurring on the bridge of the nose. Primarily found on females but can occur in males as well. While naturally occurring on people prone to freckling because of the beauty of chaos people have been known to fake them as well.
Did you see Valy’s new set on SG, her fox whiskers were a prominent feature.
The brunette with Fox whiskers and blue eyes is super hot!
The brunette with Fox whiskers and blue eyes is super hot!
by RhinoGT October 12, 2022
