we're both wearing jeans...

as seen in a bumper sticker on facebook in the phrase:
"so...we're both wearing jeans...wanna make out?"
when a makeout sesh is desired, but you want to be discrete about it, you say "so...we're both wearing jeans..." and wait for a response.
not many people are familiar with this term, so it may need some explanation.

hey ainslie...so we're both wearing jeans...

ahahaha.

by vivelerockk07 April 7, 2008

Wearin it

To go out drinking with the mindset to get completely retarded drunk; To get incredibly intoxicated and not be ashamed of your actions in the process, before, during, or after; As well as to inform others around you as to the state of mind you are or will be in.

I'm wearin it tonight!

by muchlove1526 February 12, 2009

Wearing the black tuxedo

A euphemism for the dominant woman in a lesbian relationship.

The big gal is definately wearing the black tuxedo.

by Buxtahooty March 17, 2010

Wearing the headset

To be 2nd or even 3rd string quarterback in American Football. Unlike most positions, which switch out with their backups regularly, quarterbacks generally play the entire game so the backup wears a headset to the booth upstairs and holds a clipboard until the starter is ready for them.

Did Geno get the start?

Nah, he's wearing the headset

by 1jack1 January 16, 2018

Wearing No Socks

the act of being a dirty ho

Look at Mandy, she's wearing no socks
She's such a dirty ho.

by anonymous July 17, 2022

wepirnfkxo

A fancy word for emotional bond or immense feelings toward another.

Zach: I love you!!!

Mia: wepirnfkxo!!!

by Her bf<3 October 23, 2022

We are wearing in the wall

Joke used by egyptians, commonly used by students before exams. It's a translation of the arabic phrase "e7na benelbs fe el 7et" / "احنا بنلبس في الحيت"

"Hey, did you see the "we are wearing in the wall" Instagram chain that Hanin started?"

by esraa_thegoat January 27, 2022