Weekend War

A drinking battle or war that brain dead northern Canadians play at their trailers.

IE:

Ted: Daron sure got owned last weekend. I heard he got so smashed he woke up in bed with his cousin, Julia.

Polar Bear: Fo shiz. That Weekend War was fuckin' fixed, though! Daron is a pussy! Good thing Julia has a penis.

by DavieHamburgers December 21, 2008

Weekend Retreat

An extended stay of hospitalization after getting brutally anally raped in prison.

Pedro had to take aweekend retreat after arriving at state, and it's a shame because he was almost done getting his G.E.D.

by greasychicken July 19, 2007

weekend baker

2.) Someone who only gets high at parties, and never brings the weed.

2.) I was so high and it costed me nothing, i'm so glad im a weekend baker.

by k dizzle 131 March 24, 2008

Weekend Coffee

A coffee that you drink on the weekend. During the week, you drink coffee out of necessity. Your job is hard! Waking up sucks!

Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.

"If it's Sunday, you know it's weekend coffee."

by Motorcycle Todd June 19, 2013

Weekend Wreck

One who's life completely falls apart over the weekend.

Not in every instance, but in most, weekend wrecks are caused by far too much time watching music videos of One Direction or Justin Beiber. Children who are exposed to these types of obscenities too early in life often become weekend wrecks. Usually weekend wrecks are also associated with a reverse weekend worrier in that they worry about Saturday and Sunday all week long.

Wilson: Dang, Justin's life is probably over after this weekend. He got aids so many times he probably won't be able to recover.

Andy: Man that sucks...it really sucks to see him be such as Weekend Wreck. Is there anything we can do for him?

Wilson: I don't know man. Once you got the Aids you are done for. You pretty much become a Weekend Wreck for the rest of your life. But we can ask him though...

Andy: Alright!!! Hey Justin is there anything we can do for you man?

Justin: I love AIDS!!!!

by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014

weekend hair

When you take extra time on your hair and make it extra fancy for weekend activities but wear it plain or up during the week

Ooooo it’s Friday Dana has her weekend hair on

by Calliecoe May 25, 2018

Weekend Recharge

The same as docking but on the weekend

I heard mike gives an amazing weekend recharge

I cant wait to meet up with chad this weekend and get my weekend recharge

by weeb.lawenforcement August 20, 2018