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something to smoke when you're bored.
WEED IS HEALTHY !!
Eddie: I'm so fricken bored !!!
Katie: Go smoke some weed, it will make you unboreded.. o.O
weed by Eddie n Katie August 16, 2008
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Weed is a herb not a drug. God let weed naturally grow for people to enjoy. Weed doesn't kill people like other drugs and alcohol. Weed makes people happy, a little bit retarded(the reason why its so much fun), and gives people the munchies.
Person 1: Hey guys lets toke-up, chill, eat some food, and just not care about any problems in the world.

Person 2: So we're going to do drugs?

Person 1: No man, we're going to smoke some weed and get high.

Person 2: isn't weed a drug?

Person 1: man, weed can't be a drug. it naturally grows just like other plants such as tea leafs.

Person 2: So it's a herb?

Person 1: exactly...now pass the damn thing
Weed by just some pot-head March 27, 2009
Just a plant. Enables one to visit mystical perfect awesome land.
"this man was helping an old woman across the street on his way to volunteer at a homeless shelter, but we found a dub of weed in his pocket so naturally we kicked the shit out of him, brought him to jail and then smoked up."

ITS JUST A MOTHERFUCKING PLANT.
Weed by maryjaneallrad March 17, 2010
1. A plant that repairs the soil when disturbed by demineralization, flooding, fire, or other natural disaster.

2. Monsanto's version of the devil - designed to make farmers purchases obscene amounts of toxic chemicals and spray them onto arable land, rendering it unusable by non-Monsanto engineered and patented crops.

3. Slang for Cannabis sativa, hemp, or marijuana - a plant that contributes considerable economic and medicinal value to communities that raise it. Weed can be grown for medicines, oils, fibers, and whole-foods. The Constitution of the United States was written on 'weed' paper.
I love weed! It makes my flowers bloom, Monsanto mad, and the oil man weep. Weed is truly God's gift to humanity - if God were a geneticist that terraforms planets and populates them with experimental lifeforms.
weed by Dead Jack March 23, 2011
weed is an amazing mood altering plant that relaxes your whole body and puts you off in a trance where you forget all your problems
Everyone is peaceful off the weed when they hit that blunt.
weed by JmastaO October 30, 2007
The flowing buds of the hemp plant.

known to lighten the senses, ease pain, rid depression, ease the mood, and help people with problems of life.

Also many people like to discriminate against users of the substance and make false acusations agains them like "loser, pot head, low life" even though they do not know the person they are speaking toward; for they have nothing better to do, they have never tried it, or they are simply a douche bag.
"Yo man my day was stressful and i hurt my back, pack a bowl of weed and lets relax"
Weed by IhaveahigherIQthenyou. April 10, 2009