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Waldo

She snuck into a Waldo. Have you seen a Waldo?
by Mathew Aphasia April 18, 2024
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waldo

where the fuck is he
by Kian the Moron July 27, 2023
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Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.
Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”
by Evening Steven March 11, 2023
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A Waldo

A Waldo:
A Waldo is a random outgoing “boy” (man) that jumps into a photo being taken of a small group of fun, sexy and intelligent women eliminating the world wide question of “Where’s Waldo” as obviously we just found him photo bombing.

The Waldos:

More then one of the above.

Waldo boys Vegas wheres waldo
A Waldo: “Look at all the random Waldos in our photos from last night, great times my friend
by AmberHigg July 11, 2019
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Waldo

The most handsome, loving, kind and compassionate man. One that is hard to locate and keep to yourself. Investing the time it takes to find a Waldo is time consuming to say the least but most defiently worth it. To have a waldo is to have everything you have ever looked for. This is why he has been so hard to find.
P1: Where's waldo???
P2: Has anyone seen waldo? That guy has everything.
by Kalesee May 25, 2017
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Waldo-ing

When someone only posts group photos on their dating profile, making it hard to determine who they are and what they look like.
This guy is totally guilty of waldo-ing – all his dating app photos are group pics! How am I supposed to know which one he is?!
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
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Waldo

When a woman/man's croch sticks out farther that their stomachs.
Ewwwww, she got a fat Waldo...
by Fat chalupa November 14, 2016
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